Biscuit's day care always makes crafts for special occasions. For Mother's Day, they put a seed in a tiny little flower pot then made a construction paper flower with a picture of Biscuit on it and stuck it into the flower pot on a stick. For Father's Day, they did a handprint with a poem.
The funny thing is that when Biscuit gave it to Jeff, he said, "Here, Dad. Don't touch that." He was pointing to the handprint, so all we can think is that the teachers at day care told the kids not to touch the wet paint on the handprint.
So Jeff's got a nice gift that he can't touch.