Know what happens when you're feeding your kid applesauce and he has to sneeze?
You get a face full of half-processed applesauce, that's what.
Applesauce in your hair. Applesauce on your glasses. Applesauce in your mouth. Applesauce up your nose.
I was only trying to help. He wanted applesauce, and I wanted to finish watching a TV show. So I told him he could have applesauce in the living room as long as he let me feed it to him.
I guess he showed me the consequences of my actions! Next time, I'll catch the TV show in reruns and make him eat in the kitchen!