A fish tale

You have to love when a toddler walks into the room holding a single Goldfish and says, "Dad, can I eat this?"

"Um, where did you find it?" Jeff asked.

"It was under a table," Biscuit said.

"Then let's not eat that one," Jeff said. "Come into the kitchen, and I'll get you some brand-new Goldfish."

Hey, at least he asked instead of just poking it in his mouth.