A post from The Daddy Man:
Biscuit was playing cowboy the other evening. He was wearing a cowboy hat, boots, chaps and a vest as he sat down on the bouncy horse he's almost too big for.
I said to him, "Biscuit, you need to pick up some of these other toys before you ride your horse."
"Sorry, pardner," Biscuit said. "Cowboys don't have any toys.
I wonder how soon he would've dropped the cowboy act if I had scooped up his toys and headed for the front door.