Jeff took Biscuit to get his hair cut by saying, "Come on, hippy, you need a hair cut."
"I'm NOT a hippy, Dad," Biscuit said, always frustrated with Dad's antics.
They called Biscuit back, and as he got into the chair, he said, "My name is Griffin, and this is my Dad. Mama named him Jeff, but sometimes when she's mad at him, then he's Jeffery."
And he's right.