Neither of Biscuit's two TV channels show commercials, until recently. I guess one of them wasn't bringing in enough money because they've started running advertising.
Luckily, it's not ads for toys or things that the boy thinks he just HAS to have. They're all about household products. I guess they're assuming that parents are watching the shows with their kids. Don't they know that the reason I let him watch a couple of shows each evening is so I can be in the living room watching something else?!
Anyway, Biscuit was watching a show the other night and came in to talk to Jeff and me about Lysol. Here's what he had to say:
To translate, he said, "Lysol Disinfectant Spray does more. We call it 'healthing' because it kills 99 percent of germs that cause the odors."
He has also asked about Clorox and Hefty trash bags.
If there's a silver lining, it's that despite the fact that it's a commercial that he's quoting, we know that he has really good short-term memory.