Out of the mouth of my babe

Since I've been posting so infrequently lately, the funny things Biscuit has been saying have piled up on me.

So ... here are a few more things Biscuit has said recently.

No respect: I said something last week that I thought was quite funny.

"I KILL me!" I said to Griffin and Jeff, waiting for a reaction, but not getting one. "Did you hear me, Griffin? Do I kill you, too?"

And in the most serious voice ever, Biscuit said, "Yeah, it bursted me out with laughter."

I don't know if he can define sarcasm, but he certainly knows how to use it!

Icky stuff: "Mom, you know when you get up in the morning and sometimes you have that stuff in your eyes?" Biscuit asked.

"Yeah, what about it?" I asked.

"I think it looks like mashed potatoes," Biscuit said.

Yep. Icky stuff!

Checking out the veggies: We were in the produce department of the grocery store this evening, and Biscuit was asking questions about the things he didn't recognize.

I picked up a zucchini and put it in the buggy.

"Mom, is that a cucumber?" Biscuit asked.

"No, this is a zucchini," I said. "The cucumbers are over there." And I pointed to them.

"Well, what are those things under-beneath the cucumbers?" Biscuit asked.

I wanted to make sure I heard him right. "What did you say?" I asked.

"I wanted to know what those things under-beneath the cucumbers are," Biscuit said. 

He was pointing to those big, long English cucumbers.

I explained about the different kinds of cucumbers, but secretly, I was just trying to get him to say "under-beneath" again.