Dude!

A post from The Daddy Man:

Biscuit was eating a banana for breakfast this morning, and his hands got pretty sticky. He really doesn't like to have dirty hands, so I went to the kitchen sink to wet a paper towel.

I didn't know Kimmy was in the shower, but as soon as I turned the kitchen faucet on, I found out.

She yelled out: "WHOOOOOOOOOO! DUUUUUUDE!!!!!" My turning the kitchen faucet on gave her a big blast of cold water.

Biscuit looked up at me with big eyes, then yelled, "JUST A SECOND MOM! I'M WITH DAD RIGHT NOW!"

I guess I didn't realize how often we refer to him as Dude.