Free to a good home: One grumpy 17-month-old with constant teething pain, occasional tantrums and the bad habit of throwing everything in the floor.
Is up to date on all his shots.
Only wants to eat every other meal and often changes his mind from one meal to the next about what he likes and doesn't like to eat.
Would include his toys, but he'd rather have glass candleholders and remote controls to play with.
Doesn't like to be clean unless he gets to splash all the water out of the tub, soaking the walls and carpet.
Has the cough and laugh of a 30-year smoker, but it's really just seasonal allergies.
Does come with occasional moments of sweetness including open-mouth kisses on your cheeks, cute smiles and some kickin' dance moves.
Serious inquiries only. You've got our number.
1 comment:
need a night off? i'm happy to sit!
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