His future's so bright, he's gotta wear shades

The three stages of Biscuit's sunglasses:

Stage 1: On his face. Biscuit loves his sunglasses. He has
several pairs. He actually takes really good care of them.

Stage 2: On his head. Don't you
love what it does for his hair?!

Stage 3: On his shirt. "This is a safe place to
keep them when I'm not wearing them," Biscuit
has said on more than one occasion.