Most gifts are nice

There's nothing like leaving your precious one and only child with friends for the evening, thinking he's in good hands. 

Then you come home to discover that your kind friends have bestowed upon him a gift. 

Gifts are nice ... most of the time.

Other times, gifts can be obnoxiously loud toys to play with. Like THIS ONE!!!

A rescue helicopter with a spinning propeller and buttons on the side that make awful noises, like the helicopter cranking up, the whap-whap-whap of the blades spinning, and of COURSE there's a siren. How could a rescue helicopter NOT have a siren!

It's a good thing these friends are such good babysitters, or I might have to trade them in on babysitters who give quiet, educational toys!